The Theremin
by Kurt Scheinpflug and John Heslin
parody of Dust in the Wind
I make the sound that is spooky, really spooky
In all of the soundtracks done
I have been heard by everybody
Lord, I'm even in a Beach Boys' song
They know drums, they know bass and they know keyboards
And of course woodwinds will be chiming in
Even though I always do my best
No one remembers the Theremin
Just move your hands, there's no slider, yeah, no slider
That's how you change up the amplitude
Frequency, oscillating through the speaker
With antennae, do what you will
They know drums, they know bass and they know keyboards
And of course woodwinds will be chiming in
Even though I always do my best
No one remembers the Theremin
Oh Todd, please play me once again
But on an album for which someone will pay
No, I don't got nothing 'gainst No World Order
I just want to play on a new hit song
They know drums, they know bass and they know keyboards
And of course woodwinds will be chiming in
Even though I always do my best
No one remembers the Theremin
The Theremin, mama