Swiggin' Down The Jug Wine

<h1>Swiggin' Down The Jug Wine</h1>
by Kurt Scheinpflug and John Heslin<br>
parody of <i>Cryin' in the Sunshine</i>
<pre>Tap a box of merlot
The vino pourin'
Aromatic whites and chardonnay
I can taste a hint of Old Milwaukee
Drinkin' ain't about the damn bouquet

I've been swiggin' down the jug wine
Sniffin' the cork while my taste buds numb
Searchin' for a Syrah for a buck or under
Gets me there faster than the Coke and rum

Price is halved
My fav'rite is the Boones Farm brand
Tastes so tart
Serve me sake in Japan

I prefer my wine in magnums and flagons
Goblets are my choice when chugging mead
Dreamin' of a Grey Goose in my shot glass
Rumple minze is more within my means

I've been swiggin' down the jug wine
Sniffin' the cork while my taste buds numb
Searchin' for a Syrah for a buck or under
Gets me there faster than the Coke and rum

French oak, Blehh!
My fav'rite is the Boones Farm brand
Tastes so tart
Serve me sake in Japan

I'm payin' just a buck or under
My fav'rite is the Boones Farm brand
Yeah, it tastes so tart
Serve me sake in Japan

Sake? Japan!
Sake? Japan!

I've been swigging down the jug wine
Sniffin' the cork while my taste buds numb
Searchin' for a Syrah for a buck or under
Gets me there faster than the Coke and rum

French oak, Blehh!
My fav'rite is the Boones Farm brand
Tastes so tart
Serve me sake in Japan

I'm paying just a buck or under
My fav'rite is the Boones Farm brand
Tastes so tart
Serve me sake in Japan

Sake? Japan!
Sake? Japan!

La la la la la...

I've been swiggin' down the jug wine
Sniffin' the cork while my taste buds numb
Searchin' for a Syrah for a buck or under
Gets me there faster than the Coke and rum

That's my plan
My fav, My fav'rite is the Boones Farm brand
Tastes so tart
Serve me sake in Japan

I'm paying just a buck or under
My fav'rite is the Boones Farm brand
Tastes so tart
Serve me sake in Japan

Play that organ, Cece...

I've been swiggin' down the jug wine
Sniffin' the cork while my taste buds numb
Searchin' for a Syrah for a buck or under
Gets me there faster than the Coke and rum
Gets me there faster than the Coke and rum

I've been swiggin' down the jug wine
Sniffin' the cork while my taste buds numb
Searchin' for a Syrah for a buck or under
Gets me there faster than the Coke and rum
Gets me there faster than the Coke and rum
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